🎉📱 HOLD THE PHONE, Y'ALL! This Saturday, Google Stores are slashing repair prices like Thanos with a double-bladed lightsaber! 🔪💥 That's right! A whopping 50% OFF on certain out-of-warranty Pixel repairs! 🛠️💰 Forget the ‘this is fine’ meme—let’s be real, if your Pixel’s screen is cracked like your hopes and dreams, NOW is your time, fam! 😱 Imagine your Pixel looks like it survived a zombie apocalypse, but now, it’s time for a GLOW-UP! 🚀💅 You know what they say: “If it ain’t cracked, it ain’t based!" 🤡 And quotes from the Google devs are leaking like a poorly designed app! One anonymous developer said, “We figured half-off repairs would buy us some goodwill... and some stonks! 💸📈” Another developer just yelled into the void, “Can we fix our reputation next?” 😂💀 So gear up, squad! Get your broken Pixels fixed for half-price! But remember, you gotta GO this Saturday because much like your summer bod, those discounts won’t last long! 🔥📆 Hot take: This must mean Google’s about to drop a Pixel 8 that’ll feel like a slap in the face to your bank account—BUT, it’ll look fire alongside your freshly repaired slab! 🔥👀 Stay tuned!