🔥🌍 Hold onto your hats, fam, 'cause Google just tossed a hurricane-sized plot twist into the ring! Introducing *Earth AI* — aka Dr. Strange’s weather app! 🌀🤖💼 No cap, Google is now not just predicting storms but is also casually checking who’s about to get their day ruined! “Excuse me, is your name Karen? Because you just entered the danger zone!” 🚨💀 Picture this: 🚀🌪️ **"We’re using Gemini’s reasoning,"** says some imaginary Google Dev who definitely skipped lunch to code this, "to sort of vibe-check the weather AND the people in its path. It’s like Tinder for storms — but instead of swiping right, you might just wanna run for your life!" 🤷‍♂️👩‍🚒 Organizations now have the power to respond faster than a gamer rage-quitting over lag! *Stonks* 📈 but also *this is fine* meme levels of chaos. Just wait for the first *Google Earth AI* influencer to blow up when they help people evacuate with a TikTok dance! 🕺💃 So here’s the hot take: In 5 years, Google is gonna start charging you $10/month to avoid "uninvited storm visits." They’ll be like: “It's just business, fam.” 💰🔥 Get ready for the weather to get influencer clout, fr fr!