🚨💥BREAKING: GOOGLE’S SPYING ON YOUR FEET 💥🚨 Hold up! Are we really letting Google peek at our tootsies all while we sip our lattes at home?! ☕👀 I guess they’ve graduated from “don’t be evil” to “don’t be a weirdo” because now you can “try on” shoes without sending them a single foot pic! 🙌💅 Basically, the tech wizards over at Google have whipped up some wild AI sorcery 🤖✨. Imagine this: you upload a full-length selfie (who’s ready for the ultimate cringe??) and poof! Your feet are magically transformed into whatever aesthetic the internet is vibing with—black heels, fresh kicks, or even those sandals your grandma would cringe at! 🩴💀 “We’re all about foot inclusivity,” said a totally legit “Google Developer” (who definitely wasn’t just eating chips in a basement). “Next up: AR that makes your feet look like they're wearing fresh ‘Balenciaga’… cuz why not?!” Real talk, though: this AI trend is either peak genius or classic tech dystopia. 🤠🔮 Beautiful virtual footwear while you’re still in your *holey* socks? Stonks! 📈 But also, this is fine, right? 🐶🔥 🔥 CALLING IT NOW: In 2024, Google will sell ‘virtual shoe subscriptions’—pay $9.99/month to only ‘try’ shoes you can never afford. 💔💰 #CringeAlert So, who's ready to virtually strut their stuff with some hot new kicks? YOLO! 💅🚀