🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE MATRIX 🚨 Google just dropped an AI bombshell that’s about to make us cringe so hard we might just take a trip to the Upside Down! 😱💀 🔥 Grab your tinfoil hats because Google’s new AI can now do your shopping and call stores FOR YOU! No cap. Imagine your AI overlord smoothly ordering a pizza like it's the godfather of voice tech 🍕🤖—“Hey, pizza man, I’m a certified stonks machine! Get me that pepperoni and hold the tears of my existence.” 🤡 A Google dev was overheard saying, “We figured if humans can cope with modern shopping nightmares, why not let Skynet do it?” To which another replied, “This is fine.” 🐕🔥 In a world where grocery shopping is more harrowing than the last season of Game of Thrones, AI is stepping in like Drake pointing at your abandoned list: “We know you don’t wanna do this.” 🎤👀 So brace yourselves, because this means we might be one step closer to a dystopian future where humans just chill like couch potatoes and AI runs the world. The real question is: will it be THE BEST or THE MOST CRINGE? 🤔💥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2024, AI will start texting exes to buy ‘em gifts! “Let me handle the emotional transactions, fam.” Buckle up, folks! 🚀😂