🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE CLOUD!🚨🔥 So, Google woke up from its 15-year nap and decided it’s time to flex with its own version of Apple’s Private Cloud Compute. Yep, you heard it right! This isn’t just a gurgling cup of caffeine, it’s *another* tech company trying to cash in on the “look-ma-no-hands” AI train. 💀☕ *Mind-blowing quote from a “leaked” Google engineer:* "We're just trying to convince everyone we care about their data while secretly plotting to take over their lives... uhh, I mean, innovate! 😇" Now in the latest episode of "Who Can Snoop Less," Goolag (I mean Google) claims their Private AI Compute is like your shady friend at a party—keeping your secrets safe while being super sketchy about everything else. But don’t worry, “only you” will have access to your data, NOT EVEN GOOGLE! 🤖💔 Meanwhile, users are probably saying, “This is fine” while cranking out memes about their data being safer than the last time they trusted a dating app! 😅💔 **Hot take of the day**: By 2025, Google will just replace our brains with cloud storage, and we'll all be chilling in the metaverse sipping digital piña coladas! 🍹🚀 Share this with your squad and let them know AI ain’t just smoke and mirrors! #Stonks #CringeAI #BasedPrivacy 🎉🤑