🚨🚨 HOLD UP! Forget Google? We’re living in a dystopian fever dream and now we've got a new search tool that won’t track you or shove AI down your throat like it’s the next TikTok dance! 🤖💀 Introducing… (drumroll please) *Random Search Tool* – not to be confused with your average run-of-the-mill data-grabbing behemoth! 💩💔 ZDNET says it’s based on “research” and “testing” (whatever that means, am I right? 🤷‍♂️) But hey, if it doesn't send your info to the cloud like it’s chasing a blue sky, I’m listening! 🌥️ 💬 *Imagine a dev whispering*: “We made it free, just don’t tell Google – we don’t want any lawsuits! 🙈” Or your friend saying “Bro, this is fire! It’s like Google went to therapy and now it’s on a self-care journey!” 😂💅 Now, let’s be REAL: can this new search engine handle the chaos of the internet? Can it find my lost cat amidst YouTube's endless cat compilation rabbit holes? 🐾🎥 🔥🔥 Well, I say stonks for *Random Search Tool*! But if they ever add an AI chatbot, I’m throwing it into Lake Michigan. No cap. 🔥💰 Mark my words: in 2024, we might be hiring search engines to project-manage our lives! 🤯💼 GET READY!