🎉👀 🚨STOP THE PRESSES!🚨 Google Wallet is now rolling out STATE IDs! Yup, you heard that right! Your driver's license can soon live in your pocket like that embarrassing TikTok you thought you deleted. 😂💀 So, which cool kids (aka states) are joining this tech party? 🥳🍾 All the hip states are doing it—for now—it's like being invited to the "adult" table at Thanksgiving. Just don’t spill the gravy, travelers! Imagine pulling out your phone at the DMV: “Bro, I’m not waiting in line like it’s 1999, I got my ID here in my pocket, no cap.” 💅💥 And let’s be real, when you can show a bouncer your Google Wallet ID, he’ll probably look at you like this 🥴, while internally he’s screaming “you must be this smart to ride.” 🚀 Leaked dev quote: *“We’re just making life easier for people... as long as they have an Android. Apple is still figuring out how to even save their passcodes.”* 🤖😂 🔥 Hot Take: Soon, Google Wallet will be able to ID your social security, bank account, and that embarrassing Spotify playlist you pretend you don't listen to! Mark my words, they'll find a way to store your soul next! 🔮💰💣