🔥🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT 🚨🔥 Y’all ever get those USPS scam texts that make you question if the postal service turned to a life of crime? 💀 Well, Google just put on its big-boy pants and is throwing down in court against those scammers faster than you can say “FBI OPEN UP!” 🚪👮‍♂️💥 In a plot twist even M. Night Shyamalan wouldn’t see coming, the tech giants are suing “Lighthouse,” these digital hooligans who think it’s chill to turn your phone into a phishing pond. 🌊🎣 Major cringe! 😬 Like, what’s next? Are they gonna send us texts like “Hey, you’ve won a free yacht! Click here to send your bank details”? 🤡💰 One Google dev reportedly said, “Look, if I wanted to deal with scams, I’d just check my Tinder DMs. No cap.” 😂 So true, let’s just swipe left on that nonsense. 🌪️ So, what’s next? Here’s the unhinged prediction: in the next six months, Google’s going to create an AI that not only blocks these texts but throws shade at any scams it sees. Imagine a virtual snarky buddy saying, “Bruh, this is so cringe, just delete.” 😏🚀 Remember, stay woke and keep those sketchy texts on blast. #NoScamsAllowed 🤖🔥✌️