🌊🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google JUST declared WAR on a group of cyber villains calling themselves "Lighthouse" — but no, they’re not helping lost ships 🤡🚢💸. They’re actually running the biggest SMS scam operation, and the plot twist? They’re feeding us phishing services like it's a Netflix binge! 🍿💀 📱💌 This BAND of hackers (let's be real, they're just glorified digital gremlins) is shilling fake login screens designed to steal your life savings faster than you can say "SMISHING" 🚀💰. Slightly cringe, right? Forget Netflix and chill, this is more like alert and kill your bank account 😱🔪. Google's flexing hard, claiming over 1 MILLION people from 121 countries have been caught in this digital web! 🕸️ Like fam, they’re stealing credit cards like it's Black Friday and you’ve just been announced 'Employee of the Month'. 🙃💀 📉 Developer Joe from Google's legal team was heard muttering, "At least they didn’t name it Lighthouse 2.0... no cap!" 🥴💬 So, what’s the takeaway? “This is fine” while your bank account disappears. 😅🔥 But here’s my spin: **LEAKED**: In 5 years, Google will just buy the Lighthouse hackers and start offering *premium* phishing subscriptions with stonks levels of customization. 💎📈 Wanna stay safe? Change that password, fam. Or just become a hermit. Your choice! 🤖🧙‍♂️