🚨**BREAKING: GOOGLE VS. HACKERS – LITIGATION LEVEL OVER 9000!**🚨 So, Google just threw a lawsuit at a gaggle of Chinese hackers like it’s a medieval court session and they’re armed with nothing but a keyboard and sheer chaos! 🔥💀 Apparently, these legends are running a whole *phishing platform* called “Lighthouse”! Like, who even names a hacker group after a beacon of hope? 🤦‍♂️ Just screams “I’m here to steal your cash and your grandma’s cat pictures!” 🐱💰 According to the Financial Times (aka the snooze fest of finance), these digital bandits h4v3 ABSOLUTELY finessed over $1 billion from freaking 1 MILLION victims! That’s like if every college student got their loans forgiven but instead they got owned! 🤡💸 Developer Quote: "We honestly thought we were just testing Gmail’s spam filter." - Anonymous Hacker 🤖🔍 Google's ready to dismantle this *Lighthouse Enterprise*. And not the "we're all about innovation" part, more like the *all-out cyber warfare, prepare your memes* kind! 🚀💣 Unhinged prediction: In retaliation, these hackers will release a TikTok dance challenge that will *fr fr* become the new cryptocurrency. You heard it here first! 💃💸 *Stonks going down the gutter! 📉* #ThisIsFine #LighthouseDrama #PhishingGoneWild