🚨💔 HOLD UP, TECH TWEENS! 🚨💔 Google just dropped a bombshell bigger than your uncle's failed barbecue! 🍖💩 Salesloft's OAuth breach is apparently like that one party guest who brings their whole squishy middle school entourage—it's affecting ALL integrations! 😱🤯 🛑💼 "Uh, yeah, we thought it was just Salesforce, but like, surprise! It’s a full-on tech apocalypse!" said the Google Threat Intelligence Group (GTIG) while accidentally leaking their login passwords on Discord like TOTAL BOZOS. 😬💥 So, what does this mean for you? Well, if you're chilling with Salesloft Drift, your authentication tokens are more compromised than my diet during the holidays. 🍪🚫 Time to treat them like your ex—stay away, fam! Drake was right, “No new friends,” but honestly, “No new OAuth tokens,” is the vibe now! 💸😤 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought we were just tightening up security, but surprise! It’s all gone to shambles. Who knew OAuth could be the real villain here?!” 🤖🤡 🔥💣 Hot Take: I predict within the next month, Google will unveil an IRL “OAuth Insurance Policy” and charge us $9.99 a month for each token you owned pre-breach. Get your wallets ready, or just send me your underpants! 😱💰 Stay tuned, and may your integrations be less compromised than this news! 🚀💀 #TechTerror #OAuthGate