🚨 Stop scrolling your cat videos! You’re about to get hit with some spicy drama straight from the tech underbelly! 🔥💀 Google just dropped the ultimate lawsuit bomb on 25 alleged cybervillains, and it’s messier than my last attempt at cooking! 😱🎩🍳 So apparently, this band of merry scamslingers has been using a shady phishing-as-a-service platform called **Lighthouse**. Like, can we get a moment of silence for creativity? 😒 No cap, phishing is sooo 2000s – someone check if they’re still using MySpace too! 😂 And ya’ll, Google is not playing Monopoly here! They’re coming in hot to protect our innocent souls from relentless scam texts that are sneakier than that one friend who “just needs a ride” at 2 AM. 🚗💨 💬 Imaginary Quote from a Google Dev: “We thought Lighthouse was just a fancy Instagram filter for our devs. Turns out, it’s a front for, like, a whole text-fishing empire. Who would’ve guessed?” Meanwhile, all I’m saying is THIS IS FINE as long as my grandma's getting her cat memes and NOT signing up for free trials of… whatever garbage these scamsters are peddling! 😤📱 🔥**Prediction:** In 2025, Google will create a digital superhero team called the “Web Protectors” to hunt down these scam artists. Just calling it now! Put your stonks in the meme coin! 🚀💰💥