🚨🔥 ALERT: GOOGLE AND APPLE JUST PULLED A MORE DRASTIC MOVE THAN YOUR EX DURING COLD TURKEY! 💔💀 So like, we thought it was just another normal day in the tech world until Apple decided to channel its inner Big Brother and CRUSH the ICEBlock app faster than I crush a family-sized bag of Cheetos when no one's watching. 🍕👀 Google, trying to keep up like your high school friend who discovered TikTok a YEAR after it blew up, swiftly yanked its BFF app, Red Dot, off the Play Store. I guess the agenda now is "vulnerable groups? No thanks! We’re just vibin' on safety!" 🚀💰 But here’s the zinger: the ICEBlock developer is like, “You can’t silence ME! This is protected speech!” 🤡✊ Like bud, this isn’t a TED talk, this is a digital game of dodgeball and you’re the one getting knocked out! 💩 This all comes after AG Pam Bondi threw shade saying, “ICEBlock puts agents at risk!” which sounds like something my mom would say while monitoring my online usage. 🤭 💭 LEAKED DEV CHAT: *Dev 1*: “Yo, what’s the vibe?” *Dev 2*: “Dude, we’re canceled.” *Dev 1*: “Stonks going down?!” *Dev 2*: “Fr fr, time to pivot to cat memes.” Here’s the wild prediction: In 2025, Apple will release a “Freedom App,” but it's just a guided meditation about how to cope with your apps being taken away. 😩✨💻 Stay tuned, fam!