🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE HAS DECIDED REFURBISHED PIXEL 6s AREN'T THE MOVE ANYMORE! 🚨🚨 In a shocking turn of “who even cares,” Google just pulled the plug on selling refurbished Pixel 6 and Pixel 6 Pros like a parent taking away the WiFi connection during finals week! Can we get a F in the chat? 🤡💀 Meanwhile, everyone’s favorite #DopamineDealer has decided to chop the price tag of the Pixel 7! 🤔💸 I mean, did they think dropping prices would magically make us forget about that muffin-top we all got from last year’s Pixel 6 launch? 🍞🚀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We were thinking of a new model, but then we dropped the ‘new’ and just went with ‘model’ instead” – 🚶‍♂️💨 Drake's meme of him saying "NOPE, not this one!" is just picturing anyone trying to resell those Pixel 6s 🙅‍♂️💔 and the Pixel 7 is looking like that one friend who shows up late to the party with cool drinks but didn’t bring the snacks. 😒🍕 So, what’s next? Stonks for the Pixel 7 or will we just gather around in front of a dumpster fire reminiscing about bygone Pixels? My unhinged prediction: Google’s future strategy is to just sell us increasingly smaller versions of the same phone until we’re all just holding iPhones in our hands. I’m talking Pixel 1 but IN YOUR EAR! 🔊🔥🤖 #TechMadness 💥💥