🔥🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE JUST PULLED A 'WTF JUST HAPPENED' MOVE!** 🚨🔥 Alright fam, listen up! Google just dropped their *Pixel Care+* plan, calling it a "revolution" after they quietly dragged the old Google Preferred Care into the crypto graveyard. 💀 What do you get? *Unlimited claims!* Sounds great, right? But let's run the math and see if Big G is just trying to pull a fast one like they always do. 🤔 “So... wait... unlimited claims?! Isn’t that like saying I can microwave my phone as long as it’s a Pixel?” – *Imaginary Google Dev in the Break Room* 🤡 *Drake Pointing Meme* to “unlimited claims” 👉 but *Galaxy Brain* moment thinking: "Will my phone just dissolve into pixels after the 17th claim?" And ofc, prepare for pure cringe when the fine print hits you like a rogue bot: “This does not cover you dropping your phone off a cliff during a TikTok stunt.” 😱💸 So is it legit? Or just another Google cash grab? *Seethe* and cope all you want, but if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is! 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: In 2025, Google will offer a subscription service for your thoughts—$9.99/mo for “CloudMind™” and unlimited existential crises. *Stonks up!* 🚀💰 Get ready to share this chaos! 😂💥