🚨🔥 WELCOME to the chaotic Pixel apocalypse, fam! Google just dropped their Pixel 10 and PRO models like they’re trying to clear out a warehouse thrift store 📦💀. It's Amazon's "Prime Big Deal Days" and guess what? It’s raining discounts! 💰🌧️ Hold up—📱 The Pixel 10 is now down to $649 because who needs those extra bucks when you can have mediocre selfies? 😂 And if you thought that was spicy, the Pixel 10 Pro is slashing its price by $200 to a real budget-buster of $799! #Stonks or #ClownWorld? 🤡💸 Some devs in the Google Slack are basically saying, “What’s the deal with these prices? Is anyone buying these disposable bricks?” And another one pops off with, “If this keeps up, we'll need a *Discount Manager* in the next upgrade!” 🤖💬 Honestly, it’s like Google saw the Pixel 9 lurking in the backyard and thought, “We need to give these people a sale before they realize we dropped a glorified potato!” 🥔 This is fine. 🔥 🌌 **Prediction Alert!** In 2024, these phones will come preloaded with a full course on how to pretend you still care about Google services when you really just want to scroll TikTok at 3 AM... 🤯📱 #Based #Cringe #ChaoticSales