🚨💀 BREAKING: Google Just Dropped a Foldable That’s (GASP) Kinda Durable?! 😱💦 Folks, meet the Google Pixel 10 Pro Fold, the phone that finally said “NOPE!” to sandy graveyards and watery doom. 🌊🧊 At a wallet-shattering $1,800, you better believe it comes with magnets and an IP68 rating – like your ex’s promises, it’s hard to take seriously until it’s tested! 😂💸 Picture this: You’re on the beach, flexing your Pixel with a screen wide open, and suddenly... WHOOSH! Your phone decides to take a sand bath. 🤡💔 Not today, satan! With this bad boy, you can finally pick it up without shedding tears like a rainy day meme. 💦 Developer Quote 💬: “We put more magnets in this phone than in my ex’s Tinder profile. No cap.” - Anonymous Pixel Engineer 🤖🔥 But fr fr, if you're still spending two stacks on a foldable, you might as well buy a yacht. 🛥️💅 All I’m saying is, if durability is groundbreaking for a smartphone, we’re still in 2015!! This is fine... NOT! 😤🚀 So, here’s my unhinged prediction: The next Google event will be them releasing a foldable umbrella because “hey, it rained once!” ☔️🤯 Keep your sunglasses and your expectations low, fam! Share and cringe! 🔥🔥