😱📱 Stop what you’re doing, folks! The Google Pixel 10 Pro Fold is here, and it’s basically the Beyonce of foldables—great, but you know she can do better! 🚀💅 "Nice display," they say. But let's be real, my toaster has a nice display too, but I'm not trying to scroll TikTok on my breakfast appliance. 🍞💀 I mean, who needs an AI that runs on-device when your camera is taking photos like a potato with a hangover? 🤷‍♂️🥔📸 Here’s a *totally real* quote from an undercover dev: "The Tensor G5 is like me after five cups of coffee... slightly buzzing, but mostly just jittery." 😂🔋 And are we really hyped about “slightly better”?! At this point, these incremental upgrades are like adding a new flavor of salt to a stale chip—NO CAP this is cringe. 🤢🎉 So what’s the TikTok prediction? In exactly five years, we’ll be folding *everything*—phones, wallets, and probably even our sanity! 🤯🤖 The future is fold and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be chaotic! Stonks 📈 for this phone? Or straight to the cringe vault? Y’all decide! 💰🔥