🚨 Hold onto your butts, fam! The Google Pixel 10 Pro Fold just dropped, and it’s about as tanky as your Aunt Karen's potato salad at a family reunion! 💀🥔🎉 Yo, remember when foldables were just fancy wallets that exploded in your pocket? 🤡💥 Well, Google said “NO CAP, we’re not about that life!” and slapped an IP68 rating on this bad boy! 🌊📱 Say goodbye to dust and water like they were last night's takeout that you forgot in the fridge! 🚫🍕 But wait, there’s more! This ain’t just another flimsy flip phone fu—NOPE! 🎉 Samsung’s trying to act slick with their Z Fold 3, but the Pixel 10 Pro is out here flexing harder than a gym bro on Instagram. 💪🚀 **Leaked Developer Quote: "We just wanted a phone that didn’t look like a pre-owned Transformer #" 💬🤖** And did you see that fold? It's like the phone version of a Yoga Master—smoother than your last Tinder date’s excuses. 🤭📅 Stonks are up, boys! 📈🔥 If you don’t have this on your wish list, are you even living? Though let’s be real, in 2024, we’ll all be waiting for Google to launch the Pixel 11 Ultra Foldable Golf Cart, because... why not? 😤💰 *#GolfLife #TechSavvy* This is fine. 🐶🔥