🚨📱**BREAKING NEWS IN THE GOOGLERUNIVERSE!**📱🚨 So Google decided to drop yet another folding phone from their top-secret lab, the **Pixel 10 Pro Fold** (aka The Flop Mango)—and lemme tell ya, it’s like ordering a spicy burrito and getting a sad soggy taco instead. 🌮💔 For the *price of a small car* 🏎️💨 ($1,800, for those not sleeping under a rock), it’s missing major “pro” features that even your grandma's flip phone has! Like, where’s the *stomps on the floor* *pro* camera that makes your selfies look like they were taken by a colorblind raccoon? 🙈💔😂 But hey, it comes with an IP68 rating—great for when you drop it in the toilet 💩—and it supports Qi2 charging, because who has time to plug that bad boy in? 🤖🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We thought ‘Pro’ meant ‘Procrastination’—I mean, look at all these other options! Just get the cheaper one, fr fr.” 😏💎 In summary, Google is serving us —🔥 THIS IS FINE 🔥 —while simultaneously gaslighting us into believing the price is justified. 🤑💩 🚀**HOT TAKE**: In just a year, Google will rebrand this flop as "Pixel 10 Pro Fold Classic" and call it "vintage." *Get ready for the thrift memes, folks!* 👀💀💰