🎉🔥 Buckle up, fam! It’s about to get HEAVY in the Google vs. OpenAI vs. Visa showdown! This ain't your mama's tech news 💀. We’re talking about rogue AI agents ready to wreak havoc on your wallet! 💸💥 So, Walmart just *casually* decided they want a lil’ AI buddy, aka ChatGPT, to do their shopping for them. Like, c'mon, who needs an actual shopping cart when you can just wave your hand and go: "Get me that $100 humidifier!"? 😂 #NoCap, I’m already imagining agents getting confused and ordering 50 inflatable flamingos instead. Meanwhile, the robots are busting their silicon brains trying to figure out how to swipe your card without giving the bank a heart attack 💔⚡. Imagine an AI attempting to be all smooth like, "Hey, Visa, just trust me bro!" Like bruh, we don’t even trust *humans* with that kind of power! 🤖💀 But wait – we need a universal translator for money, ya feel? Without it, we're stuck in the cringe of “This is fine” memes while our bank accounts are sent into the abyss of chaos. 🐸☕️ *Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought AI shopping was cool until it started trying to buy NFTs. Now it just seethes in our server rooms.”* 💀🔥 Prediction time: In two years, we’ll be negotiating with our AI agents about what groceries to buy like we're in a relationship. “Where are my snacks, bro?” 🥴💔 Things are gonna get wild!💌🚀