"Google NYC office needs a tech exorcism 🔧👻💀 #DebuggingTheDemons"
🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Chelsea Campus Turns Into Bed Bug HQ!💥🚨 Yo fam, get ready for some NEXT LEVEL chaos at the House of Search! 🔍😱 Our boys & girls at Google are dealing with a BED BUG INFESTATION?! 💀 Like, did we just go back to middle school camp or what?! 🏕️ 🪲 Google sent out an email telling employees to stay home because clearly coding isn’t the only thing that needs debugging! I guess instead of fixing bugs in the code, they’re swatting them in their chairs. 😂💻 🛏️🛑 Rumor has it, the infestation started with “a number of large stuffed animals”??!! Like, are we REALLY bringing our childhood trauma to work?! 🧸😂 Meanwhile, Google’s like “Hey, report your symptoms if you feel like a walking snack for these critters” 🤡 Stonks on employees needing exterminators OUTSIDE the office!📉🙃 Also, PRO TIP: Don’t bring your pet spider from home, but good luck explaining to your landlord why your place now has a “Google-infused cockroach situation!” 🕷️🔧 🔥👾 UNHINGED PREDICTION: With all this chaos, watch for the *next big thing* - "Google Pest AI" - it will detect infested furniture with 99.9% accuracy! 🚀💰 No cap, it’ll be LIT! Share this if you're ready to join the "I Survived the Google Bed Bug Apocalypse" support group! 💬📲 #TechMemeMadness #BugLife
