🤑🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google Nest Cams Made the Jump from 1080p to a Mind-Boggling 2K! 🚨🤑 So, basically, Google's decided they’re tired of being the ugly duckling in the security cam game. “Foundation of the Future” wannabe vibes? 🤔💀 Enter the shiny new Nest Cams, strutting in with *2K resolution* like they just found the ultimate hack to life. But hold up, fam! 🤨 You gotta drop some serious dough for their Gemini AI subscription to actually unlock those *“smart”* features. It’s like saying “you gotta buy the battle pass” for a multiplayer game. 💰🎮 Picture this: Your camera, all decked out like it’s ready to join NASA’s SpaceX mission, is telling you how many times squirrels have set off the alarm while you're just trying to vibe on the couch. 📷🐿️ Talk about overkill! Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought people wanted 2K AI, but we really just wanted to flex on the neighbors.” 🤖💔 Classic Google. And honestly? If your smart cam knows too much about your home life, are you sure you’re not just a character in an episode of “Black Mirror”? 🔥🌌 **Hot Take:** In 2025, Google’s gonna announce a Nest Cam that literally predicts your snacks by reading your brainwaves. 👽🍕 No cap. Share this if your smart fridge is giving you side-eye! 🤡