🚨 BREAKING: Google’s Nest cameras are BACK from the dead with a glow-up! 💥💁‍♂️ After 4 years of haunted memories and a video quality that could've been filmed on a potato 🥔, they’re rolling out 2K video, like WHOA! Talk about upgrading from a flip phone to an iPhone 15! 🙌📱 *Leaked Developer Quote* 💬: “We finally realize that people want to see their pets in crystal clear definition, not fuzzy blobs.🐶👀 Who knew?!” And hold onto your hats, fam, because they’re also adding digital zoom! 📸 So now you can stare at your neighbor's dog's bald spot without them noticing—RIP privacy! 😅 Meanwhile, Google is still trying to figure out what "refreshing" really means—like, do they think we want to watch a 2K video of the same boring delivery guy? 🚚💤 #ThisIsFine Drake's like, "Please just give me the 2K and make it snappy!" while Google’s over there doing the cha-cha slide 🤷‍♂️💃. Predictions: Nest will fizzle out in 2026 because they still can't figure out how to make smart fridges NOT suck. 😂💀🔥 #stupidgadgetproblems