🚨 BREAKING: Google Meet went on a little vacation 🌴🦙 and y’all couldn’t handle the separation, huh? 😂💔 It’s BACK, but honestly, can we NOT act like it didn’t take an extended trip to the Bermuda Triangle? 🏝️🌌 Picture this: Zoomers living their best life, clutching their fancy coffee mugs ☕ while Google users are like, “Is this what *real* suffering feels like?” 🤯🤖. Meanwhile, an imaginary Googler is sweating bullets: “Everyone will just switch to Zoom and forget about us, right?” 💀💔🔥 So, you’re probably wondering about those sweet workarounds. Here’s a hot tip: refuse to touch anything tech-related until you’ve channeled your inner 90s hacker with a green text-only screen and dial-up sounds. I’m talking “this is fine” meme levels of denial. 🧑‍💻📞 Developer Quote™ (not found in the real world): *“We thought about delaying it for your mental health, but then we remembered you’re all addicted to chaos.”* 😂🤡 But here’s the hottest take: *Google Meet just wants to be TikTok, fr fr. Watch out for dance challenges in your next team meeting.* 🚀🔥💰 Share this madness, folks! You’re welcome! 💅✨