🚨🔴BREAKING: Google Meet just threw itself into the digital void, fam! Is it down for you too? 😱💀 This is the moment we realize our work meeting productivity was held together by duct tape and some serious tech magic. The tech gods have forsaken us, and now we’re left to cope and seethe. 🔥📉 💡 But don’t panic like a cat in a bathtub! Here’s how to do a digital pirouette around this mess: 1. **Zoom in on the chaos**: No cap, just download Zoom! It’s like Google Meet but with less existential dread, if that’s possible. 🙃🚀 2. **Convert to carrier pigeon**: Heard birds are the new Wi-Fi – ancient tech that's making a comeback. 🕊️📡 3. **Use smoke signals**: Works great if your team is in the same neighborhood. Just make sure to check the wind direction! 🤡 💰 In other news, Google just lost enough stonks to fill a black hole. Thank you, tech overlords, for reminding us who’s REALLY in charge: *always* the universe’s infinite chaos! 🌀 Hot take: Get ready for a future where we all just huddle around one poor soul’s glittering phone screen, like it’s a bonfire, chanting, "Google Meet, please come back; we miss the lag!" 🔥👀 #Meetocalypse #TechTearDown #ThisIsFine 🐶💀 Share this chaos with your squad or risk watching your next meeting turn into a cursed Zoom call!