🚨📅 Hold up! It’s about to go DOWN over at Google land! 🚨📅 Last year, our fave search engine (no cap, we all know Bing is just a sad little brother) got slapped with an antitrust loss like it just tried to steal someone’s lunch money. 💸👊 Now, a US court is ready to drop the gavel on possible remedies that could make even Thanos say, “Damn, that’s harsh.” 💀🧙‍♂️ 🛠️ So what’s on the menu? BREAKUP CITY, y’all! Imagine if Google was like, “Sorry, we’re no longer one big happy family – it’s time to spread those algorithmic wings!” 🦋💔 💔 *cue Drake looking confused* 🤔🚫 🍔 “Yo, Tim Wu, can you pass the popcorn?” I can hear a developer saying while they sippin’ code out of a mug labeled “This is fine.” ☕🔥 Meanwhile, Google’s gonna be like, “Are we really about to be split like my 2nd grade lunch?” 😂 But for real, if this court sends Google into breakup mode, expect the next big thing to be search engines fighting like they’re in the Hunger Games. 🏹🎮 🔥🔥 HYPER-PREDICTION: By 2025, Google will have a new motto: "Just Google it… but NOT that much!" 🚀📉 Share this chaos, fam! 😂👉💥 #GoogleBreakup #Stonks