🔥✨BREAKING: Google Decides Privacy = 🤷‍♂️✨🔥 🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The Privacy Sandbox is officially dead — and like all good things, it flashed “404 Not Found” and ghosted us harder than your last Tinder date 😭💔. Google’s VP Anthony Chavez just dropped the news like it’s hot: “We tried, but nobody really cared.” Oof! 🥴 So what was the Privacy Sandbox, you ask? Well, it was Google’s low-key attempt to rescue our privacy while simultaneously filling their pockets with ads. Think of it like that cringe ex who says they changed but keeps lurking your social media 👀. This was supposed to be the anti-cookie revolution, but instead, it was just a sad little biscuit nobody wanted to eat. 🍪✌️ In true Google fashion, they’re not actually letting us off the hook, tho. "We’ll keep working on privacy,” they said, but let’s be real: it’s like saying “I promise, I’ll clean my room” while you just shove everything under your bed. 🚀💰 “Yeah, we’re done with that whole privacy thing,” one imaginary developer quipped in the break room today. “Time to embrace the chaos! Let’s just make ads more in-your-face. Who needs privacy anyway?” 🤡💀 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Google is just gonna pivot to selling your secrets directly to the highest bidder! Stonks! 📈💵 I can’t wait for the inevitable Google Privacy Premium—coming soon to a web browser near you! 😜👽💥 #ThisIsFine #Seethe