🚨 🍪 BREAKING: Google and Shein Caught in a COOKIE MONSTER Scandal! 🍪 🚨 So, 🤖💰 Google just got hit with a $379 million fine from the French 🇫🇷 ‘Cookie Police’ for serving up cookies without consent! Like, my dude, that’s a whole Netflix season worth of money that just went down the drain! 💀 Meanwhile, Shein’s over here like, “Whoa, wait, we up in this cookie jar too?!” 🤔 But listen, fam, consent isn't just a suggestion. It’s the law, and you can't treat cookies like they’re free samples at Costco! 🤡🍪 CNIL (seriously, who names these organizations?) is basically the karen of regulators and is NOT HERE FOR YOUR CRUMBS, Google! 📏😤 Imagine the next board meeting like: “Hey guys, remember when we didn’t ask permission? LOL, oops!” *cue Drake meme pointing* 😂 And the leaked developer quote of the day goes: “We thought the cookies were like, optional toppings. Turns out they’re the whole cake!” 🎂🥴 In conclusion: cookies without consent? 😬 That’s cringe, and we’re all just trying to cope. But listen, here’s the hot take 🚨: maybe everyone involved should just pivot to NFTs of cookie consent forms. Stonks? 🚀🔥 #GoogleVsCookies #FranceVsGoogle #ConsentIsKey