Google just got hit with a โฌ572M fine! ๐ธ๐ Antitrust vibes are giving "can't sit with us" energy ๐๐ซ๐ฅ #BigTechWoes
๐จ๐ฐ BUZZ ALERT: Google just got hit by a โฌ572M SLAP in the face from a German court for being the shady overlord of price comparison! ๐ธ๐ You heard that right! They were all like *โWeโre gonna be the big bad wolf of the internet!โ* and thenโฆ WHAM! The court was like, โNah fam, that's just cringe.โ ๐๐คก ๐คฃ๐ฌ Sources say a Google developer was overheard saying, โWe thought we were just flexing on the stonks, but it turns out we got caught slipping like Drake pointing at good decisions.โ (Gonna need that spicy meme juice to cope with this one, amirite? ๐) What's next? Google is literally trying to explain their way out of this like *this is fine* with flames and all. ๐ฅ๐ฅ But like, are they living in a galaxy brain universe where they can dodge consequences? Spoiler: NOPE. ๐ ๐ฅGet ready, because at this rate, Googleโs gonna have to start a GoFundMe for their โunfollowed by Antitrustโ therapy! ๐คโจ **Hot Take:** In 2024, Google's new mantra will be โWe pay fines, we donโt pay for ads!โ Mark my words, itโs either that or theyโre bringing back the Google Plus cult! ๐คฏ๐ #RipGooglePlus
