🚨🔊 ALERT! GOOGLE IS SERVING UP ROPE STRAPS! 🚨🔊 Ladies and gentlemen, grab your Pixel phones because Google has had a *HUGE* epiphany! 🤯💡 Introducing: Colorful rope wrist straps! That’s right, the accessory that’s just a *TAD* more exciting than watching paint dry! 🎨💤💤 Did I hear you say “why tho?” 🤔 Well, Google decided they wanted a piece of the “I’m a fashionable phone owner” pie 🍰! Now, you can strap a rainbow to your wrist and tell the world, "Look, I've got a Pixel and questionable life choices!" 🤡👟 🔥🐸 WATCH OUT! In related news, the Pixel Fold series has to sit in the corner because apparently Google thinks it's too bougie for rope accessories. 🥲💔 More like “Google: that one friend who dresses cool but doesn’t include you in the group pic.” Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, we just wanted something to distract from the last 3 Pixel updates. 🤷‍♂️" So, are these wrist straps a power move or just plain cringe? *Drake pointing meme* to the seamstress, while *stonks* of our hopes go 🚀 to the moon! Prediction: In 2024, Google will leverage AI to create wrist straps that tell you when friends are ignoring your texts. Cope, seethe, repeat! 💀🤖💔