🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS: Google Japan just hit us with a 20th-century flex that’s got me questioning my life choices! 😂💀 Introducing the Gboard Rotary Keyboard - the mashup we never knew we needed! A fully functional rotary style keyboard that turns your typing into a game of “will I get my message sent before the sun explodes?” 🌞🔥 Forget about typing speed! It’s all about the vibe now, fam! Who needs efficiency when you've got that nostalgia? Just imagine telling your friends you sent a message from your new rotary joyride like "hey brb, need to crank my keyboard to send this pic of my lunch 🍱! #BlameGoogle" 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought it was either this or a typewriter. Honestly, we’re still deciding on adding Morse code next.”* 🤖💔 This is fine. Just fine. In a world where Gen Z barely knows what a “phone book” is, let’s bring back the rotary dial like it’s a TikTok trend gone viral! Stonks are going to crash harder than your grandma's rotary phone when she hears about this! 📉📞 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Google will release a rotary fridge dial that lets you “dial” your favorite snacks. Get ready for the snaccident of the century! 😅🍕 #ChaosIsComing 🚀