🚨🔥 BREAKING NERD ALERT! 🚀 Google Home is about to get a GLOW UP, but I'm over here like *this is fine* 🐶🔥 while secretly sweating bullets. 😱💀 You know what they say: *get ready for the AI apocalypse and order a pizza before it all burns down* 🍕🤡. So, Google decided to sprinkle some Gemini fairy dust on their Home app, making it even MORE obsessed with your private life than your ex. 💔😬 “Hey Google, why do you know when I’m sad?!” Well, my dude, it’s because you asked for "deep house" playlists during your breakdown 🤭💔. ✨Leaks from Totally-not-a-Google-employee ✨ say they’re adding “AI features” which sounds suspiciously like “How do I spy on your conversations without sounding creepy?” 🤖💰 👀 “You think we're your friends? No cap, we're just here for dat sweet, sweet data.” 💯 Drake's trying to point at relatable, while I’m just praying the new update doesn't make my Home device a better therapist than my real one! *Hard pass* 🚫. So here's my hot take: in 2024, your Google Home will start sending you THERAPY bills and asking for personal hugs, while your fridge will call you out for that late-night snack! 🍕👿💥🔥 Get ready, fam!