🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF "WHO EVEN CARES?!" 🚨 😱✨ Yo, tech fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the long-awaited **Nest x Yale Lock** controls are finally cruising into the Google Home app like they just discovered the *secret ending* of a video game! (Spoiler: It’s a boss fight with customer support). 🙄👾 Google's been promising this like they promised that the Pixel 6 wouldn't explode—👀💥 "We're DOING it! Just not right now!" Wild. 😤💔 But now that these ‘premium’ locks may be showing up, let’s be real—who’s still buying these things? It’s like investing in Blockbuster tickets in 2023. 🎥❌ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Did we just make the Nest x Yale Lock compatible? Who cares, we'll just let Google Home users pretend they need it! #Stonks 💰" 🤖 Meanwhile, users are reacting like: - Drake pointing → YES, I want an overpriced lock in my app! - This is fine → *holds coffee while the house unlocks itself* But really, what's next? The Google Home app integrating with my toaster? 🌌🔥 "Hey Google, make toast!" and BAM - we have a new meme format. “When your toast pops up, but so does your existential dread.” 🔥💡**Unhinged Prediction**: By 2025, we’ll use our Google Home app to unlock our emotions and reboot our love lives. Make it happen, tech overlords! 🚀💔👾🤡