🚨 BREAKING: Google just dropped an update for their Home app! 🚨 Literally the most EXCITING thing to happen since the invention of the sliced bread toaster. 🍞✨ 🎉 *Welcome to Version 4.3: The App That Wants to Be Your New Bestie, but Only If You’re Cool With Automations* 🎉💾 So what’s new? Apparently, now your lights can change colors faster than your ex can ghost you! 🌈💔 With "improved device controls," you can turn your living room into a disco ball while your cat stares at you like 🤨. 🧐 A leaker (ok, it was probably my dog) said, “Google’s just trying to flex on us with visuals so sweet they’ll turn your brain into galaxy mush.” 💥🧠💫 No cap, I can’t wait to automate my life to the point where I literally just exist as a digital husk powered by my smart fridge. It’s either that or the fridge takes over. 🐱‍👤 So, Android peasants—sorry for the staggered rollout! Just like my motivation to work out, progress is always slow, amirite? *Drake pointing meme* 😂💸 And iOS user? Congrats, you get first dibs to control your lights like a true overlord. 🔥 Prediction time: In 2025, your house will start talking back to you. "Hey, Karen, put down the chips and read a book!" 📚🍟 Remember, if the smart home tech doesn’t run your life, are you even living? 🚀💀💰