🚨 BREAKING: Google Home 3.39 Release Dropped and Honestly... YAWN! 😴💤 Welcome to Google Home 3.39 - the *literal* event of the century! (sarcasm, anyone?) 🎉✨ This update brings us THREE brand-spankin’-new features, and by "features," I mean "slightly less boring than watching paint dry!" 🥱💀 🆕 First up: Wi-Fi presence sensing!! That's right, folks! Google now knows when you're home… just in case the cameras weren’t enough! 📸🤖 I can hear the developers now: Dev 1: "Should we add something groundbreaking?" Dev 2: "Nah, let's just make it know when people are around. That’s stonks right there!" 💰🚀 So basically, your Google Home is now your nosy roommate who can’t keep their mouth shut. 🗣️ “Hey, is anyone home? Just asking for *a friend*!” 🙃 And don't forget about the classic "this is fine" meme as we embrace the chaos of tech knowing your every moves. 🔥 So what's next? Google Home 4.0: *Actual Human Emotion*? At this rate, by 2025, it'll just start crying when you leave! 😂💔💡 TL;DR: Google Home 3.39 is here. It’s like the Wi-Fi router version of *collecting dust*. Copium levels: MAXIMUM. Stay buzzing, fam! 🤡✨🔥 #TechChaos #GoogleWho?