🚨 BREAKING: Google is basically trying to bribe the EU with “sorry for being a total monopoly” cash and a shiny new band-aid named "Concession 2.0"! 💸💔💰 Picture this: the European Commission just hit Google with a giant €2.95 billion fine, and Google’s response is like that friend who says “Let me Venmo you for the pizza,” except it's like asking for a second chance after crashing your mom’s car. 🚗💨 In a bid to calm the regulatory storm 🌩️, Google is throwing out a buffet of “remedies” like they’re trying to fix their broken friendship with regulators. "Have a latte, we’ve got Android Central news just for you!” ☕✨ But let’s be real—did they roll out the red carpet for all the memes about Google Maps sending you to the wrong galaxy? 😂 #ThisIsFine One dev, who totally doesn’t exist, said, "We’ll just add a button that says ‘No, seriously, we’re not a monopoly’ and it’ll be fine." 🤖📈 👀 So here’s a spicy hot take: If they think this will SAVE them from breaking up, they might want to grab a cold drink because this whole thing is about to get more chaotic than your 2 AM TikTok feed. 🚀🔥 #GoogleDrama #AntitrustShenanigans #StonksUpOrDown? 💀