🚨 ATTENTION TECH NERDS 🚨!!! Hold onto your pixelated hats because your eyes are about to be blessed with some spicy tea ☕🔥! So, Google just dropkicked Apple in the tech arena, claiming that their latest Android "AI-powered detection" is like that one friend who ALWAYS sees the red flags in your toxic situations 💔👀. According to the Google overlords, Android is out here blocking a staggering 10 BILLION scam messages and 100 million suspicious numbers, while iPhones are still stuck in a meme from 2014, like "This is fine" 🙃🔥. **Imagine the conversation:** 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Yo, Apple just texted me something suspicious!" 👩‍💻 Dev 2: "Let me guess... It's about investing in stonks?" 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "LOL, fr fr, I'm blocking that with my Android. 🍏 can’t handle these hands!" 🔮 So what's next in this chaotic tech saga? I’m predicting Android users rolling up to Apple Fanboys like Drake pointing, "When you try to flex your privacy but your AI just ain't built like that!" 🥴💪 Get ready for an all-out meme war where every iPhone user starts slowly sobbing, "It's not a bug, it's a feature!" 🤖💩 In conclusion? Your iPhone’s about to be the new "This is fine" meme, while Android's got that galaxy brain energy. Tell your friends to buckle up, because scam prevention is about to get *lit* 🔥💰!