🚨🔥 BREAKING: Google Launches NEW Security Features... to Protect Us From Ourselves! 💻🔒 So apparently, Google saw all the online scams popping up like those annoying “hot singles in your area” ads and went, “Hold my coffee ☕, watch me flex these security gains!” 🚀💪 Like, we didn’t need a PhD in Linguistics to know “Your account has been compromised” is a red flag, yet here we are! 🤡💀 In a “This is fine” moment, they announced a whole buffet of security features and educational programs, as if telling us how to spot phishing emails is the same as actually stopping them. "Hey, just don't get scammed, guys!” said a *totally real* Google dev, “It’s literally just like avoiding eye contact while walking past the sketchy dude on the street!” 😬👀 Meanwhile, phishing emails are disguising themselves better than a kid in a Halloween costume! 🎃 Seriously, they’re getting so slick, I half expect one to slide into my DMs asking if I want a *limited edition* NFT of a cat meme! STONKS! 📈💰 So, what’s next? Google’s going to launch a security feature that just yells “DON’T CLICK THAT!” every time an email hits your inbox? 🤖 My hot take? In 2025, Google releases a Narwhal-shaped AI assistant that fights scams by sending memes. *Based*! 😂💥💀