🚨📞 Stop what you're doing! Google is unleashing CALL RECORDING on older Pixel devices like they’ve been hoarding treasure in Mount Doom. 💰💀 If you’ve got a Pixel 6 or newer (sorry Pixel 5 users: y’all are still rocking flip phones), you’re about to capture those sweet, sweet awkward conversations in ALL their glory! 🎤👀 But hold up! 🤯 The newest shiny toy, Call Notes, is still tucked away for the Pixel 9 and 10 kids—sorry, y’all are stuck using *gasp* your brain to remember stuff. 🤓📚🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, Google’s treating the Call Recording feature like it’s a Black Friday deal—everyone line up and get ready to snag those spicy audio files after you update your Phone by Google app! 🚀 One dev was overheard muttering: "Dude, an AI that writes call summaries? Sounds like my boss! 😂" But fr fr, don’t try this with calls about your secret stash of stonks – the SEC is watching! 👀💼🔥 So buckle up, my Pixel fam! The future is here! Oh wait, did I say future? I meant to say ‘the past’ because this feature feels like it belongs in the 2010s. 🤡✨ 🔮 HOT TAKE: Next, Google will roll out a time machine feature for your calls so you can go back and DELETE that one embarrassing convo you had with your ex about how you *definitely* weren’t crying! 😭🚀💔