🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS 🚨✨: Google Just Low-Key Gave YOU the Power to Mute Those Annoying Ads! 🔕💰 Y'all ever wish you could just **Shrek**-ify those sponsored results straight into the swamp? 🐸 Well, slap a "not today, Satan" sticker on those ads because NOW YOU CAN 🚀! Google just dropped a new feature that’s more lit than a TikTok dance challenge 🔥 while I’m stuck here like “This is fine” 🐶🔥. 🚫👀 No more scrollin’ past those “sponsored” results like they’re the ex you just don’t wanna see! 🙅‍♂️ You can now Jedi-mind trick your search results to show only the juicy bits! Say goodbye to “ads” and hello to “WTF was that?” 💀 Developers were spotted saying: “We figured if they don’t want ads, they can just 🤡 scroll past them like my ex’s DMs.” 😂💌 But let’s keep it all the way real—what’s next? Are they gonna let us mute Google itself? Imagine: “OK Google, make me a sandwich and mute the ads.” 🥪🔇 **Hot take**: Next week, Google will announce “Search Trends 2.0” where the search engine will suggest how to make the world’s best avocado toast 🍞🥑 while politely reminding you that you still haven’t bought a house. Stonks? More like “I’m broke” 🥴💸! Hit that share button before the ads figure this out! 👇😜🔗