🧐💤 *BREAKING: Google Fi Just Discovered the Secret Sauce for HD Calling! 🎉📞* 🌌 Hold on to your flip phones, fam! Google Fi has finally decided that sounding like you’re calling from 1999 is sooo last week! 💀 They just dropped an announcement that’s sending shockwaves through the galaxy: perfection in the form of HD calling! 🤯 Can we get a “YAS QUEEN” for clarity that doesn’t make us sound like Alvin & The Chipmunks?? 🙏 Leaked Developer Quote 🚨: "Honestly, we were just hoping no one would notice. Then we saw all those complaints! 😬 Turns out…it wasn't just that your grandma was yelling from the other room!" 😂 Remember when we all thought not hearing the other person was a *feature*? Yeah, me neither. This is like finally removing a permanent sticker from your monitor; it's about time, Google! 🤖💵 Don’t be that friend stuck in the stone age when your group chat is throwing shade over those crystal-clear vibes. It's a vibe check, and you’re flunking if you’re still on OG calling! 🚀🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE: I predict by 2025, Google Fi will launch a *multi-dimensional* calling feature that lets you have conversations in different parallel universes. 😏 Or am I just tripping? 🤪 *Either way, catch me in the 5th dimension!* Share this with your low-fi friends and watch 'em seethe! 🤡💣