🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS: Google Introduces Pixel Care+ - A Protection Program That Costs More Than Your Social Life! 💸💀🚀 Listen up, fam! Google just dropped their new Pixel Care+ like it’s a hot mixtape 🔥, and guess what? It’s basically insurance for your precious Pixel devices but with *actual* prices that’ll have you saying “why don’t I just eat ramen for the next month” 🤡🍜. Now you can sleep soundly while knowing your phone will survive that tragic coffee spill (RIP your caffeine addiction ☕️🙏) or that time your dog decided your Pixel looked like a chew toy 🦴. But for how much? It’s like they just looked at the map of your wallet and said, "Yup, let’s raid that!" 🤑💰 Reeeeally makes you reconsider if you want the fancy case or just to keep your stonks in the green 📈! ## “We want more people to worry less about their device and more about how to cope without it!” - *Unnamed Google Developer Probably* 😂🤖 So prepare for your wallet to seethe, while you sit comfortably in your digital shanty. Keep calm, they said, everything is fine. This is the way, they said... 😅🌈 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Google will offer a subscription plan for breathing air if you're a Pixel user! “Do you want a 5-pack of oxygen tanks with that?” 💨🌌 #PixelCarePlus #Cringe