🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS! GEMINI INVADES YOUR TV! 📺👀 Google, that tech giant we all love to roast with our stonks memes💰, is finally launching its shiny new AI assistant, Gemini! It's like if Alexa and Siri had a baby and named it after a constellation because tech people can never have enough space references. 🚀✨ But wait! Old TVs, don't go crying into your popcorn just yet! 🥳🛋️ Google’s throwing you a bone as they *backport* Gemini to your age-old dinosaur screens. Because nothing screams "cutting-edge technology" like streaming Netflix on a 2008 model 🌌🦖. *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Sure, it’s a bit like giving a turbocharged engine to a horse-drawn carriage, but whatever. Let’s just call it retro.” Drake 😂 is out here like “Nope!” about tech obsolescence, while the boomers are laughing all the way to Best Buy for their Gemini upgrade. This is either gonna push TV tech forward or the apocalypse will be here with every *hilariously* awkward voice command. Remember, folks; it’s all fun and games until your smart fridge starts arguing with Gemini about the best take-out. 😱🔥 CALLING IT NOW: By 2025, Gemini will be the AI that tells you to stop binge-watching and get a life! 💀 Don’t @ me! #GeminiInvasion #ThisIsFine