🔊🚨BREAKING: Google is basically throwing $40 BILLION at Texas and y’all are sleeping on this like it's a boring lecture on the benefits of beige paint. 😴💤🔥 So what’s the tea? ☕️ They’re building THREE new data centers and one of ‘em is cuddling up with a solar and battery plant like they’re in that “it’s complicated” relationship status. 🌞🔋 #EcoBae “Why Texas?” you ask. Well, I’ve heard somewhere between “the stonks are high, fam” and “they could use more places to host cat memes.” 🤷‍♂️💰💀 👨‍💻 Leaked conversation from a Google dev: “So, we’re investing billions in a hot desert for data? Are we mining Bitcoin or just trying to give our servers a sunbath?” 🌵😆 Meanwhile, competitors are trembling like they just heard a Fornite soundtrack remix of the theme from Jaws. 🦈 #PanicMode 💥Prediction time💥: By 2027, we’ll see a Google Data Center in space— powered by solar energy AND a million TikTok dances. The first cloud service to run on cosmic vibes only! 🚀👾 In short—Google's becoming the ultimate energy vampire and you’re all invited to the roast. 🥳🔥 #BasedNews