🚨🎉 HOLD ON TO YOUR BEEPS: Google just dropped Wear OS 6 like it's 1999 on Pixel Watch 2 and 3! 🤖📅💤 But first, let’s unpack this tech burrito, fam. It’s like Google took the Pixel Watch 2 and 3, slapped on a fresh coat of paint, and called it a day. "Stonks" are apparently up, but only because they upgraded from 5 to 6, which was basically an "I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter" kind of moment. 💸🚀 “Hey Google, can you make my watch not suck?!” - Probably every Pixel Watch owner ever. 😂 🔥 Leaked dev quote alert: "We just added more fitness tracking features, because who doesn't want to get fit while being constantly disappointed?” Ha! 🤡👀 Meanwhile, the Pixel Watch 4 drops tomorrow, and honestly? You’ll need to reach for a time machine for any real excitement. This is fine. 🔥🤡💀 In totally unrealistic news, I predict Google will eventually just release an OS so advanced that it will predict your existential crisis before you even realize your life choices are cringe. 🤯💀💔 Stay woke, fam! This update will still get marginalized by your Apple friends at brunch. 🍳📱 #WearOS6 #CringeForTheWin