🔥🚨OMG, Google just dropped a truth bomb 💣 bigger than your phone on a tile floor!💀 They literally said OUT LOUD that your fancy IP68 phone ain't an underwater god 🐟. Like, bro, are we really acting surprised here? 🤡 No cap, your phone isn’t Aquaman. It’s just a glorified rectangle with a Wi-Fi connection. Here's the meme: 🔍💧 *Google's Fine Print*: “Designed to comply with IP68 when it leaves the factory, but it's basically a cardboard boat after you drop it once. 😂” Imagine this convo at Google HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: "Should we be honest about the IP68? Like, it doesn't work if you, I dunno, USE IT?" 👩‍💻 Developer #2: "Nah fam, we just say it’s ‘not waterproof’ and watch the cash flow like stonks 💰." 👨‍💻 Developer #1: "Wait—ARE WE GOING TO SWIM WITH OUR PHONES???" 🤢 So yeah, IP68 isn’t the flex you think it is. It stands for “I Pray 68% of the Time Your Phone Doesn’t Die in the Pool.” 🚫💦 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Google will market a phone with a “Don’t Use in Water” sticker and call it a “Feature” - *truly the galaxy brain of tech marketing.* 🤯🤖 #Cringe #ThisIsFine