🚨 BOOMERS ALERT 🚨 Google is officially trying to turn Discover into the TikTok of your search life, and honestly? It’s like putting ketchup on ice cream. 🍦+🍅=🤮 No cap, if I wanted to scroll through my X and Insta like a lost puppy, I’d just... open those apps. But these nerds are in the lab be like: "Let’s mix social posts and YouTube Shorts in here for ALL the chaos!" 🤡💀 Picture this: you’re chilling, ready to read an article about avocados 🥑 and suddenly BAM! A 15-second dancing cat video erupts from the screen like it’s the Fourth of July 🎆. Google, my dude, your pitch is like Drake pointing to a dumpster fire! 🔥🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: “We realized people scroll through their feed while avoiding life, so why not make it harder? More options, more anxiety!” - Probably Chad from Product Development 🤖 But wait! You can now "customize" your feed. Sounds cool, until you realize your about-to-be-ex-bae is the content creator recommended 𝔣𝔯 𝔣𝔯. 😬🤮 Hot Take: In a few months, Discover will just be a multi-colored abyss of random memes and your high school crush’s existential crises. Get ready, fam. The future is cringe! 🚀💵 #ThisIsFine