🥱🌧️ Y’all remember that scene from "The Office" where everyone just kinda stares at the camera? Yeah, that's the vibe coming from Google's new Gemini Enterprise launch. 🚀🔄 Like, who asked for a fancy way to automate your boring tasks for $30/month? C’mon, Google, we were just getting comfy in our procrastination! 👀💳 So you’re telling me I can buy Amy from accounting a sweet text-generating tool that *only* makes her 3% less miserable at her job? Stonks? More like cringe! 📉💔 Leaked developer quote: “Yeah, we thought about calling it ‘Gemini Universe’ so people would think it’s a big deal. Turns out it’s just a glorified Excel on steroids.” 🤖💀 And can we talk about the implications here? This is basically Netflix for spreadsheets! You know things are bad when even the robots are trying to escape with their own subscription model. 🔥💥 Prediction: In three months, we’ll see Gemini feature in motivational TikToks promising people they can "become workplace gods" for just $30 🤡💰. Just wait for it, fam. And while you’re at it, follow me for more spicy takes and chaos! 🎉🎉 #GeminiGate2023