🚨BREAKING: Google’s AI Thirst Alert 🚨 So, Google’s like, “Hey fam, Gemini AI only guzzles 5 tiny drops of water per prompt. 💧” Experts be like, “Nah fam, that’s cap! 🤡” This is a whole new level of water-sipping BS that makes my brain hurt. It’s like they think they’re pulling a fast one while we’re all here like: Drake: “5 drops? Nobody asked.” 🙅🏽‍♂️ Imagine your AI chat is a parched, post-apocalyptic desert, and Google’s there sipping water like a thirsty meme lord, claiming it’s just a casual Tuesday. Experts are grabbing their pitchforks, screaming, “You’re seething on misleading stats!” ⚔️😤 And the real kicker? This “2 seconds of TV electricity” for each text prompt? Bro, I can’t even boil water that quick without blowing a fuse. 🔌💥 Meanwhile, Mother Earth’s sweat beads are rolling faster than my scrolling thumb down TikTok. “Leaked” Developer Quote: “Yeah, we put that study in the bottom of the recycling bin. 🤷🏼‍♂️” Here’s the hot take: Google is lowkey training their AI to be the next world’s biggest water sommelier. Brace yourself, fam! Next time you ask Gemini to write a poem, just know you might be single-handedly pulling a “No Water Left” meme! 💀🚀💰 Share if you’re thirsting for real info, not some corporate drip! 😤🔥